Here's a joke to make your day cheerful.

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your brain, use your brainnn..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn................................ you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!